the Hubert House
Hubert Eaton was the founder of Forest Lawn Memorial Parks in Southern
California. In fact, Eaton was responsible for revolutionizing the funeral
industry. He established what is now known as the "memorial park,"
which just means that the gravestones are uniformly flush with the ground, to
give it a more "park like" feel. He thought it made it less depressing
than regular bone-yards (it also cuts down on lawn mowing expenses). The
"pre-need" program was another innovation. People could make their own
funeral arrangements before they became necessary - basically meaning, "buy
now, pay later."
Hubert also tried something else that hadn't been done before. He wooed
couples wishing to get married, to Forest Lawn's horribly tacky reproduction
churches to exchange vows. Unbelievably, it worked (ask Ronald Reagan and Jane
Wyman), and by the time he died, over 50,000 weddings had been performed in
Somewhere along the line, someone convinced this guy that he had good taste,
and Eaton took it upon himself to invest in art. Sculptures, mosaics, even the
"Garden of Mexican Heritage" graces the grounds of all the Forest
Lawns. Mostly it's just crap reproductions. There's a 25-foot statue of
Michaelangelo's David in Forest Lawn Glendale, whereas Forest Lawn Covina has
the "largest religious mosaic in the Western Hemisphere, measuring 172 feet
by 35 feet. Only in America. Don't even get me started on the "Last Supper
Window," in the Great Mausoleum in Glendale. Okay, I will. It's a huge
stained glass replica of DaVinci's Last Supper. Then they have this horrible
presentation of it, complete with unveiling, every half-hour, including the
supposedly eerie legend about the "Judas" glass breaking a few times
before the completion (dull stupid dull). The only thing good about the window
is that it gives us grave hunters a bit of time to have a gander at the famous
During his tenure at Forest Lawn, Huey lived at the end of
Alta Vista, in
Glendale, just below the cemetery. I've never been to the house, but a person I
once knew went in and said it had a secret passageway etc., but the really
interesting part was the incline/railway that ran uphill from his house to
Forest Lawn Glendale. Here's
what's left of it, near to that horrible Easter
painting exhibit/museum thing.
After he left active duty at Forest Lawn, Huey moved from his house on
Mission Road, to Beverly Hills. His house was located at 837
Greenway Drive. Just around the corner from Bugsy
Siegel's death spot. It was in this house that Hubert bit the big one.
According to what I could gather, Hubert had been ill for quite some time. He
had a bout with prostate cancer, as well as hardening of the arteries and
osteosclerosis. Eventually the end came September 20, 1966, at 5pm. He developed
a blood clot in his brain. Blammo. Done.
I know nothing of his memorial service, I'm sure his fellow cronies from
Forest Lawn had a real shindig in one of the storybook churches at Glendale.
Update Dec 99 - thanks to Bob Siler for this information:
Hubert Eaton's funeral was held on September 26, and
attended by 1000 business and cultural leaders including George Randolph Hearst,
Joe E. Brown, Greer Garson, Ronald Reagan. Honorary pallbearers were
Herbert Hoover Jr. and Walt Disney. I swear to God. Richard Nixon
was invited to attend, but was busy doing something important.
The service was held in the Hall of the Crucifixion and
Resurrection, that gaudy ass place on the hill in Forest Lawn Glendale. Hundreds
of employees lined the corridor. Here's a direct quote from the paper:
"The ceremony began with an organ performance as
Forest Lawn's 18 regents (directors) paraded to the front of the hall in flowing
red robes and red sailor type caps. A tenor sang, "Ah, Sweet Mystery
This is the best part:
He was entombed in an elaborate ceremony in which he
was formally inducted as an Immortal of Forest Lawn Memorial Court of
Honor. Only five previously designated Immortals are entombed in the
room. They are Dr. Robert F. Millikan, Nobel Prize winning scientist,
Carrie Jacobs Bond, the composer, Jan Styka that artist who painted the garish Crucifixion
painting housed in the building, Gutzon Borglum, sculptor of Mount
Rushmore and Rufus B. Von Klein-Smid, former chancellor of the University of
Probably all his poker buddies. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
Hubert is interred in the Great Mausoleum.
He picked the prime spot for himself and family.
Trivia: In 1938, when they were making the film, "The Wizard of
Oz," some of the little people that were playing Munchkins in the film went on a day trip to Forest Lawn, Glendale. Here
The tiny one on the left is Nita Krebs, who played the littlest ballerina in
the Lullaby League.
More Trivia: Hubert Eaton searched for 25 years, and finally found an image
of Christ smiling, to go with all the other God awful crap they have in those
I think Forest Lawn now train their employees at Stepford University, and are
of no help whatsoever if you are searching for a well-known person's grave. If
you ever want to make a Forest Lawn employee blow a circuit, go in to the office
with a camera, and DEMAND to know where Jimmy Stewart is buried. Go on, it'll be