Does anyone hate pigeons as much as me? Vile. Absolutely vile. Winged bowel movements.
There used to be this man that sold bird seed in Trafalgar Square, and thankfully he's been evicted. People would actually let these horrible creatures land on them, and crawl around in their hair. It made me ill. Especially when I read those reports of people becoming deathly ill, because of pigeon droppings. I've had the lovely experience of being nailed many times in my life - though admittedly the worst was a seagull in Sea World. My friends still get a kick out the glop that hit me that day. Anyway, for future reference, do not feed these things. When you see them, run. I do.
This sign is true.