March 10, 1947 - January 5, 2015
"Listen, do you want to make a reservation?"
daughter of Zsa Zsa Gabor & Conrad Hilton passed away at the age of 67.
originally thought she
died Monday at approximately 10:20 p.m. January 5 at Cedars Sinai Medical
was actually in Norm's Restaurant on LaCienega Blvd.
collapsed in the ladies room.
my original report:
died of an "apparent stroke/heart attack" in the toilet of her room. I
don't think her publicist liked her very much.
were discussing her book she was writing and a possible deal. She had to go to
the restroom. She never made it out. I am so sad about my friend."
insult to the Gabor name - Francesca died in the shitter.
I hate being in public restrooms hearing people
talking on their phones while taking a shit. It's vile and it happens. Something
tells me it would have been a stinker.
let's just hope her hands were clean.
Sheila Lee for braving the restroom at Norm's!
was the only child created by one of the Gabor girls. Even
more insulting? She's the great aunt of Paris Hilton's vagina.
even tried standup comedy.
Zsa's husband Frederic von Anhalt (von asshole to friends) is no doubt doing the
a long and complicated story. The Zsa has been bedridden for nearly a decade. von Ahole keeps her to himself, aside from the odd
photograph sold to the tabs. It's all about the $$.
hope Franny gets per peace.
7, 2015: Unclaimed
remains - Here's a lesson, ALWAYS make a will.
14, 2015: Norm's demolition? The Francesca Hilton CURSE!
to the LA Conservancy, Norm's has been sold. The new owners have applied for
(AND RECEIVED!) a permit to destroy it, despite it's acknowledgement as an
Historic (by LA standards) Googie style building. They say it won't happen soon,
and there will be a fight.
January 27, 2015- Glad the Hilton family finally farted out enough cash to pay
for a decent
burial. They threw her to the dogs.
for the tip, Harry.