George Michael

June 25, 1963 –¬†December 25, 2016

I’ll show you mine, you show me yours, and then when you show me yours, I’m going to nick you!

 

George Michael
George Michael

 

Ok, so he didn’t die, but it’s a story I find amusing, so I included it. George’s big “whoops” came very close to professional suicide.

 

 

Findadeath.com friend EJ Fleming points this out:¬† An interesting coincidence: Will Rogers Park, named for Will Rogers, whose most famous quote is, “I never met a man I didn’t like…” You’re sick enough to appreciate the humor in that…

According to the arrest report:

“On Tuesday April 7, 1998 at 14.50 hours officer Shan Davis # 353 was working plain clothes crime suppression in the area of Will Rogers Park, located at Canon Dr. and Lomitas Avenue in Beverly Hills, California.

 

 

 

Due to the increasing number of complaints of lewd activity in the men’s restroom, we checked for any subjects loitering in the area. The officer saw George enter the men’s restroom.

“As I walked into the restroom, I noticed the male subject standing at the urinal.

He turned and glanced in my direction. I walked into the stall and stood by the toilet with the stall door remaining open.

 

 

I began to simulate urinating. Michael stepped away from the urinal and walked over to the south wall, and looked into the stall toward my direction. I noticed that Michael was exposing his erect penis toward my direction, and began to masturbate, and with his left hand pulled his sweatpants down to his upper thigh revealing his buttocks (and that cleverly placed nicotine patch). He continued to masturbate as I walked past him, and left the restroom. I contacted my fellow officer, and arrested Michael as he exited the restroom.”

 

A press statement was released by the Beverly Hills Police Dept.

 

George Michael was fined and sentenced to 180 hours of community service, at a local AIDS charity. He admitted publicly for the first time that he is a gay man. We were not shocked.

 

 

3 thoughts on “George Michael

  • July 25, 2020 at 9:32 am
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    Yes, please update his story since he really is dead now. Love your site! Thanks!

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  • July 24, 2020 at 11:18 am
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    Circa 1979, was shopping on pre famous Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills and noticed George Michael and another male in a black Mercedes 450 SL convertable (top down) park and get out of the car. Both Mr Michael and his associate were dressed in all black. Curious, watched them walk a half block and enter Mr. Guy an, at the time, high-end men’s store. Interest didn’t extend to following them into the store – When I saw them with the all black car and all black clothes assumed he/they were in a “personal relationship”. Less than a year later he got busted in the Will Rogers Park restroom and came out as gay. No shock here –

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  • May 17, 2020 at 11:57 pm
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    So…this hasn’t aged well. Will you ever update his story?

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