On October 27, 2007 my cooler than cool niece, married a cooler than cool guy named Brian. I flew back to Michigan to enjoy the nuptuals. My niece has been obsessed with Stephen King for quite a long time, and for their honeymoon, they wanted to Trick or Treat at Mr. King’s home in Maine. They couldn’t get that close, but they did manage to snap a pic of the digs for us, along with this sign that graces his property. We need a few of those signs in Hollywood, and someone to enforce them. Also included is a picture of my niece at her wedding, dancing with the second love of her live, Stephen himself. God Bless the Richardsons!
Stephen King is, without a DOUBT THEE ugliest human being to ever walk this Earth…and he’s a dick to boot….sorry!