Lana Turner

February 8, 1921 – June 29,1995 

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.

 

Lana Turner
Lana Turner

 

The woman explained herself quite well in the opening paragraph of her autobiography, LANA. I quote “One June evening in 1937, I sat in a Hollywood theatre, waiting for a preview of They Won’t Forget. I played a Southern schoolgirl, Mary Clay, who would be raped and murdered. An innocent teacher would be blamed and lynched before he came to trial. I hadn’t really understood the significance of the script, but I remember what I wore – a close-fitting sweater with patent-leather belt and a well-contoured skirt.”

This is the way this broad lived. Not an intellectual giant, but she always looked damn good.

Anyway, as legend has it, in 1936 Lana was attending Hollywood High School.

 

 

She ditched a typing class and went to a malt shop. It wasn’t Schwab’s as everyone used to think, but it was called The Top Hat. It’s long gone, but this is where it used to be.

 

 

 

We all know what happened there, so I won’t go into it. She was discovered.

She got famous.

I read one account that Lana was diagnosed with cervical cancer, in 1981.

Lana’s last home was a 12-room penthouse at 2170 Century Park East, in Century City.

 

 

She lived in suite 2006, on the twentieth floor. She called it her “ivory tower.”

 

 

In 1992, she was diagnosed with throat cancer. With treatment, she thought she had licked it, and announced in 1993 that she had recovered. Supposedly in remission, Lana started showing up on the Hollywood social scene. Guess what? It returned and spread to her esophagus.

One of Lana’s last public appearances was in September of 1994, when she attended the San Sebastian Film Festival in Spain. She was to accept a lifetime achievement award. She should have taken a note from Bette Davis about that one, and given it a miss. Friends and family tried to talk her out of attending, but she went anyway, in a wheelchair.

 

Check out those nails.

 

On March 6th 1995, Lana was admitted to Cedars Sinai Medical Center,

because her jaw and neck were severely swollen. At that point, she weighed only 85 pounds. One report stated that the doctors wanted to remove Lana’s jawbone. The actress supposedly replied, “My face was my fortune and I want to be able to look in a mirror right up until the end. I’m going to go out like a star.”

They treated her, and released her, stating that she “was in good spirits,” and “seems to be in good shape.”

Lana had her daughter Cheryl,

move in with her, to help nurse her. Lana had stopped eating, and had to be fed through a tube implanted in her stomach. She went through 7 weeks of radiation therapy, and seemed to be on the mend. But she wasn’t.

Lana died on Thursday the 29th of June 1995 just after 10 p.m, in her home. Her daughter was at her side. She was 74 years old.

 

Lana Turner's Death Certificate

 

Cheryl issued a statement: “This was a total shock. She was doing fine. She just took a breath and she was gone.”

Lana was cremated, and her ashes were given to her Cheryl. Cheryl and her girlfriend Josh scattered Lana’s ashes over Oahu, Hawaii.

In Lana’s will, she left Cheryl 50 grand. She left the rest of her estate to her “close friend and long-time employee, Carmen Lopez Cruz. Carmen claims to have been there the night of the murder, Cheryl denies it. Interesting.

Trivia: Lana was obsessed by the O.J. Simpson trial. “He’ll get off,” she predicted.

More:  Lana dated Judge Wapner, when they were in high school together.  Ew.

 

 

UPDATED SEPTEMBER 2000:

Findadeath friend, Nancy Pedder, sends this info:

As much of a drama queen as she was on the screen, the real drama in her life was off screen, in her highly publicized affairs with men like Howard Hughes, Tyrone Power and Frank Sinatra.

 

8 marriages and 7 husbands were:

#1: Artie Shaw/bandleader/musician
#2: Josef Stephen Crane/restaurateur (she actually married this guy again, 2 months after she divorced him!)
#3: Bob Topping/millionaire
#4: Lex Barker/actor
#5: Fred May/rancher
#6: Robert Eaton/businessman
#7: Ronald Dante/nightclub hypnotist

 

 

This is my favorite quote by Lana:

“A successful man is one who makes more money than a wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

Sorta sums her up all in one gulp, don’t ya think?

 

 

 

It’s her all over! What a gal.

BTW, A&E did a biography on her recently, and they claim that only her maid was with her the night she died. As a matter of fact, they interviewed the maid, who described (in Spanish) how and when Lana died. The maid called her “Laneeta”, and claims she laid down in the bed with her and held her until she died. She kept saying to her “Oh no Laneeta, don’t go! Don’t leave me Laneeta”.  (I know how you love this kind of morbid detail.) She claims that Cheryl was in Hawaii when her mother passed away.

The fact that she left the bulk of her estate to her maid and not her daughter, sort of explains the relationship she had with Cheryl. From what they reported, Lana left Cheryl her fur coats and a small amount of cash…. that’s it. The maid had been with her for over 40 years, and had been through everything with her, including the Johnny Stompanato thing, so she got it all.

Great stuff, Nancy. Thanks so much!

 

 

6 thoughts on “Lana Turner

  • June 24, 2020 at 11:08 am
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    Are there photos of Johnny Stomp’s legendary sizemeat?

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  • May 6, 2020 at 8:15 pm
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    There’s been some contradicting information about who was with Lana Turner the night she died. In her Wikipedia page, it claims that her daughter, Cheryl Crane, was by her side, while Cheryl has admitted she was not present. It was actually Carmen Lopez Cruz (Lana’s maid-turned-companion and caretaker of 45 years) who claimed to be by Lana’s side when she took her last breath in her Century City apartment on June 29th, 1995. Cheryl barely mentioned Carmen in her autobiography, but later went on to contest her mother’s will, which bequeathed almost everything to Carmen (a sum equal to about $1.7 million). Carmen claimed that Cheryl had virtually abandoned her mother when she was at her sickest and that nearly all the money Carmen had inherited had been eaten up by probate costs and lawyer expenses. Cheryl received nothing from Carmen in the end.
    So who had a right to Lana’s estate? I think the will speaks for itself.

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  • May 6, 2020 at 8:03 pm
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    There’s been some contradicting information about who was with Lana Turner the night she died. In her Wikipedia page, it claims that her daughter, Cheryl Crane, was by her side, while Cheryl has admitted she was not present. It was actually Carmen Lopez Cruz (Lana’s maid-turned-companion and caretaker of 45 years) who claimed to be by Lana’s side when she took her last breath in her Century City apartment on June 29th, 1995. Cheryl barely mentions Carmen in her autobiography, but later went on to contest her mother’s will, which bequeathed almost everything to Carmen (a sum equal to about $1.7 million). Carmen claimed that Cheryl had virtually abandoned her mother when she was at her sickest and that nearly all the money Carmen had inherited had been eaten up by probate costs and lawyer expenses. Cheryl received nothing from Carmen in the end.
    So who had a right to Lana’s estate? I think the will speaks for itself.

    Reply
  • May 6, 2020 at 7:54 pm
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    There’s been some contradicting information about who was with Lana Turner the night she died. In her Wikipedia page, it claims that her daughter, Cheryl Crane, was by her side, while Cheryl has admitted she was not present. It was actually Carmen Lopez Cruz (Lana’s maid-turned-companion and caretaker of 45 years) who claimed to be by Lana’s side when she took her last breath in her Century City apartment on June 29th, 1995. Cheryl barely mentions Carmen in her autobiography, but later went on to contest Lana’s will, which bequeathed almost everything to Carmen (a sum equal to about $1.7 million). Carmen claimed that Cheryl had virtually abandoned her mother when she was at her sickest and that nearly all the money Carmen had inherited had been eaten up by probate costs and lawyer expenses. Cheryl received nothing from Carmen in the end.
    So who had a right to Lana’s estate? I think the will speaks for itself.

    Reply
  • May 6, 2020 at 7:06 pm
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    There’s been some contradicting information about who was with Lana Turner the night she died. In her Wikipedia page, it claims that her daughter, Cheryl Crane, was by her side, while Cheryl has admitted she was not present. It was Carmen Lopez Cruz (Lana’s maid-turned-companion and caretaker of 45 years) that claimed to be by Lana’s side when she took her last breath in her Century City apartment on June 29th, 1995. Cheryl barely mentions Carmen in her autobiography, but later went on to contest Lana’s will, which bequeathed almost everything to Carmen (a sum equal to about $1.7 million). Carmen claimed that Cheryl had virtually abandoned her mother when she was at her sickest and that nearly all the money Carmen had inherited had been eaten up by probate costs and lawyer expenses. Cheryl received nothing from Carmen in the end.
    So who had a right to Lana’s estate? I think the will speaks for itself.

    Reply
  • May 6, 2020 at 7:02 pm
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    There’s been some contradicting information about who was with Lana Turner the night she died. In her Wikipedia page, it claims that her daughter, Cheryl Crane, was by her side, while Cheryl admitted that she was not present. It was Carmen Lopez Cruz (Lana’s maid-turned-companion and caretaker of 45 years) that claimed to be by Lana’s side when she took her last breath in her Century City apartment on June 29th, 1995. Cheryl barely mentions Carmen in her autobiography, but later went on to contest Lana’s will, which bequeathed almost everything to Carmen (a sum equal to about $1.7 million). Carmen claimed that Cheryl had virtually abandoned her mother when she was at her sickest and that nearly all the money Carmen had inherited had been eaten up by probate costs and lawyer expenses. Cheryl received nothing from Carmen in the end.
    So who had a right to Lana’s estate? I think the will speaks for itself.

    Reply

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